WHEN SHOAIB MET SANIA

Fatima: - Why Sania Mirza is so much interested in a Pakistani Muslim cricketer, is really a wonder?

Manirul: - That too Shoaib Malik. What a bad choice? He has been banned by the Pakistani Cricket Board. Even the PCB doesn’t have faith in him. But, Sania Mirza blindly believes him.

Zeenat: - Actually, try to understand the pressure on Sania also. After the break-up of her engagement with her school friend, she was somewhat depressed. You know the Indian society. Whenever, something happens, people have a tendency to whisper and comment at your back. Now, everyone cannot tolerate those things. Therefore, Sania was desperately looking for a life partner. When Shoaib Malik expressed his desire to marry her, she accepted it blindly. After all, beggars are not choosers.

Rubaina: - Shoaib Malik is already a married guy. He has married another Hyderabadi girl Ayesha Siddiqui long time back. Now, he is saying that the signature on that nikahnaama is a forged one. How funny?

Imtiaz: - Sania Mirza is a star tennis player of India. Is she not getting any Indian Muslim gentleman to marry? There are many Indian Muslims, who are eager to marry her.

Arindam: - ha ha ha…you are saying as if that if you get an offer, you will marry her.

Imtiaz: - No, no, I am not talking about myself. I just own a poultry meat shop. My case is different. But, still, there are many good Muslim cricketers in India. Yusuf Pathan and Irfan Pathan are still unmarried.

Fatima: - They are already engaged and they are interested in marrying Hindu girls. It is not always mandatory that as a Muslim person, you have to always marry a Muslim person. A Muslim person can also get married to a Hindu person. Arindam is passing comments to Imtiaz. Who knows, maybe, he is also in the same queue.

Arindam: - Dhaath…now, Fatima is pulling my legs. I am a conservative Hindu. I have no desire to marry any Muslim girl. Sania Mirza is a good sports-woman of India like P T Usha, Karnam Malleswari, Mary Kom and Saina Nehwal. The problem with Sania is that she doesn’t maintain her physique, by going to gym regularly. She is too fat in comparison to other foreign tennis players. In every tennis match, I find Sania’s movement from one end to the other end, very slow in comparison to others. You need to have a slim and a fit figure to react quickly to those speedy serves. But, her face is quite similar to our Saurav Ganguly, as if she is the younger sister of Dada, he he he…

Manirul: - after her marriage with Shoaib Malik, she will play tennis for Pakistan only. That is so sad.

Zeenat: - No, no, nothing like that. Sania will play for India only. Both of them will settle in Dubai.

Rubaina: - uski nikaah hogi tab naa jaakey Dubai mein settle karegi. Shoaib Malik is a cheater and Ayesha’s family members have already lodged a complaint against him. Hyderabad Policemen are interrogating him. Shoaib cannot leave India, till the investigation is over.

Arindam: - There are many loopholes in Muslim marriage law, boss. Behind the purdah, there sits a bride. The man will ask, ’tumko kabool hain’. The bride will answer, ‘haan kabool hain’. Baash, then the marriage gets completed. At least in our Hindu marriage, there is a proper mantra and 7 holy rounds. What to say about divorce law in Muslim world. The husband will shout ‘talaaq, taalaq, talaaq’…baash, the bride gets a divorce.

Imtiaz: - Arrey, yaar, you are talking about medieval ages. Nowadays, all marriages are performed through legal proceedings. Even for giving divorce also, you have to abide by the marriage acts. But, one fishy question goes unanswered that why Ayesha was living in Hyderabad and Shoaib Malik in Pakistan, after their marriage? Is Ayesha, a victim of dowry harassment and maybe that is why; she came back to Hyderabad out of fear factor? What is the guarantee that Sania Mirza will not be harassed after her marriage with Shoaib? Anyway, that is her personal life. She is the best person to decide about her life. As a Hyderabadi, I can only wish her a good married life.

Arindam: - Ha ha ha…are we going to see a new real-life drama with the title “WHEN SHOAIB MET SANIA”.