Thursday, April 1, 2010

SEX EDUCATION IS A NECESSITY

Niranjan: - You give me these medicines. I cannot read the handwriting of this Doctor.

Medical Shop Owner: - Don’t worry, Sir. We are expert in understanding Dr. Kapoor’s handwriting. We always get special training to understand a doctor’s handwriting, because Indian doctors always have a bad handwriting and when they write the name of a medicine, they don’t even care whether any person will be able to read the name of that medicine or not. Anyway, just wait for 5 minutes. I will give you all the medicines.

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Medical Shop Owner: - Arrey, Arindam bhaya, bolo kya chaiye?

Arindam: - Arrey, Niranjan tu? What are you buying, boss? You have bought so many medicines? Tabiat toh thik hain naa? Bukhar hua hain kya?

Niranjan: - Nahi nahi aisa koi baath nahi hain. Mere PG mein, mera room partner koh jaundice hua hain. These medicines are for him only. Accha chalta hoon, see you later, bye.

Arindam: - Haan haan thik hain, agley shanivaar ko baithenge daaru leke Dragon’s Den mein. Bye.

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Medical Shop Owner: - Boss, tumhara woh brand ka stock khatam ho gaya. Agley haftey aayega. Manforce deh doon? Thoda expensive hain, but it has many flavours. Kaun sa flavor doon.

Arindam: - deh doh strawberry wala. Accha, yeh Niranjan, matlab, abhi abhi joh ladka dabaai lene aaya tha, woh kis bimaari ka dabaai le ke gaya?

Medical Shop Owner: - That guy never bought caps from our medical shop. Maybe, that is why, Dr. Kapoor has given him all the medicines to cure the STD in his body.

Arindam: - Is STD curable?

Medical Shop Owner: - It takes time, but it is curable. But, AIDS can only be controlled to some extent, but cannot be cured. Maybe, your friend is lucky to get detected at an early stage. Sometimes, we such Medical Shop Owners become stunned to see these kinds of patients. They are highly educated, they are doing high-profile jobs in reputed companies, but, still they don’t use protections.

Arindam: - The problem lies elsewhere. We have hi-fi degrees and jobs, but we don’t have basic education about sex. This guy Niranjan hails from a village. He has a wrong perception that STD takes place, only when you are having unsafe sex with a call girl or a sex worker. STD can happen even if you are indulging in unsafe sex with several girlfriends or women colleague of your office.

Medical Shop Owner: - I think that the Government of India should make Sex Education mandatory at school level. At least, it will prevent AIDS.

Arindam: - Not only it will prevent AIDS, but it will also decrease the cases of rape, molestation of minor girls in our society. Minor girls will become more careful in those areas. In 90% cases, a minor girl don’t even recognize that she is getting molested because at that young age, she has no idea what sex is and how to prevent herself from those culprits. Look at the foreign countries. In those countries, the education of sex is so advanced that a man just runs away from a hot woman, because he fears that he will get molested, he he he…In those countries, the incidents of rape and molestation are much less than that in India.

Medical Shop Owner: - You are right, Arindam. But, due to some conservative Hindu and Muslim people, the Indian Government has not been able to make Sex Education mandatory in all schools. It is more shameful for a person to buy the medicines of AIDS or STD rather buying the flavored and double-coated dotted caps. In India, “SEX EDUCATION IS A NECESSITY.”

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