Chirantan: - My mood is totally off today. For 2 months, I am trying hard to get a job. But, the market condition is so bad; there are hardly any good openings for me. What can I do? I am totally frustrated and today morning, my college friend Suchitra called me up on my mobile and gave big lectures that I am an useless fellow not to crack a job, despite having B-TECH degree in Electronics and MBA in Marketing from ICFAI University.
Palash: - Oh! Suchitra, the great cunt of our college called you up and gave lectures. Who the hell is she? As a HR Manager of Mahindra Satyam, she was only fond of showing her big ass and breasts by wearing all those fancy skinny tops and jeans. Performance wise and knowledge wise, she was just a useless girl. Only, she knew how to do oiling and buttering on the guy’s asses.
Vikram: - Yes, you are absolutely right, and that is the reason why she was put into the ‘Corporate Reserve’ pool and was told to resign. Now, that bloody girl got a job in a reputed MNC, as her hubby works in that company and referred her name. After getting the job, now she is giving lectures. These girls really have nothing to lose in their life. From childhood, they will feed on their father’s property. In College, they will suck their boyfriend’s wallet like parasites. If they get a job, then they will start utilizing their male colleagues like anything. If they don’t get a job also, they will get married to some rich guys and enjoy their life. And at the end of the day, they will shout, ‘Behind every successful man, there is a woman’. But the real fact is that these girls always run after successful boys only.
Niloy: - We are all getting frustrated for not getting any jobs. But look at this idiot, Arindam. Every morning, he goes for a SAP FICO training class, then sleeps the entire afternoon like a Kumbhakarna, then he studies ‘Competition Success Review’ magazine in the evening and after midnight, he will flirt with girls in Facebook like a night owl. Don’t you feel ashamed and frustrated that you are also not getting any job?
Arindam: - Dhaath teri ki, now you people are bursting your balloon of frustrations on me. I am in my own relaxed world, you see. Satyam is giving me 9000 bucks every month, for sleeping in my house. So, what is the need to worry, he he he…And, by the way, if you shout at the top of your voice, ‘I am frustrated’, ‘I am a useless fellow’; are you going to get any job? Then, why the hell are you shouting. Just relax. Feel yourself like a Robinson Crusoe, staying at a lonely island. Now take some time to make your own ship and then again you will surely sail into the sea.
Chirantan: - If any girl would have given you such lectures, then you would have felt the frustration.
Palash: - Yes, you are also lucky to not have any girlfriend.
Arindam: - I don’t care whether a girl is a whore or she is my girlfriend. The point is that why you will give any girl a space to dominate over you. If she is supportive, co-operative and motivating you to do some constructive thing, then it is ok. But, if she is trying to sue you up, by showing her attitude, just kick her ass and always keep her under your boots, no matter, whoever that cunt is? I have always done that in my life, and maybe that is why, I am always tension free. You people have never participated in any athletics or football or cricket tournament? Sports teach us how to win a game. I always liked the football team of Netherlands, because of their counterattacking nature. Swami Vivekananda told us about ‘Self-Enlightenment’. What is that basically? It is your inner power to motivate yourself. Aamir Khan is not a fool, when he says ‘I only compete with myself not with any Khans’. Why Kishore Kumar sang the song, ‘Kuch toh log kahengey, logon ka kaam hai kahe naa’? God has given you two ears and that has its significance. Listen from one ear and throw it out from the other ear. You are your own master and whoever stops you to reach your goal, just make them slaves by hunting them. I am not saying to go for a war with missiles and bombs. Implement strategic steps of Chess game, to reach your goal. Always “COUNTERATTACK YOUR ENEMIES TO WIN THE WAR”.
Niloy: - I am 200% sure that Arindam has gone mad, that is why; he is speaking bullshits. Ok guys; let us leave this mad person alone in his own world. Let us watch the TV now.
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