SELL YOURSELF TO CRACK A JOB

Sridharan: - See, you are a smart and talented girl. Our company needs you such young lady. You have already scored in your previous 5 rounds. This is your last round, the HR round. I can easily give you the offer letter, but before that you have to pass another test. You have to satisfy me. You take your time. Tomorrow evening, come to this place at 6.30 PM. All details are written in this paper. After you pass that test, you will be a part of our reputed company. I will be waiting to see you at this place tomorrow.

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Rekha: - What you would have done, if you were in a similar position?

Arindam: - Well, I am always a deadly mongoose for any HR Manager who acts like a snake. But, in your case, there is no other choice. You worked hard to pass all those 5 rounds of recruitment process. Now, in the last round, if you have to vibrate something inside your important hole, then that is not a big issue. I have already made you an experienced player in that domain.

Rekha: - My relation with you is somewhat different. That time, you were my boyfriend and now we are just best friends. At least, don’t regard me as a bitch. And now, Pritam is my boyfriend. I am totally committed to him both mentally and physically. I cannot break his faith on me. I know that my family condition is not so good. My dad kicked out my elder brother, Ravi, out of his house, because Ravi married a scheduled caste girl. Pritam cannot marry me now, as he has recently lost his job and yet to get a new one. It is very difficult for my retired father to look after the family with that little bank pension. Ok, I have no other choice. I will satisfy him tomorrow to get that offer letter. After all, someone rightly said, “SELL YOURSELF TO CRACK A JOB”.

Arindam: - Ok, as you wish! See you tomorrow. Good Night.

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Prasanna: - Who the hell are you? How dare you speak like that to me, on the phone? Do you know; who am I?

Arindam: - Hey, boss, don’t shout. I repeat once again. I am Mr.X calling from a PCO booth. I want to spend a lovely night with you. I know that your age is 35 years and I am just 26. But age hardly matters to me. If your 37 years old hubby can request a young lady of 23 years to satisfy him, then why can’t I request the same thing to his wife? Please control your husband and the name of the victim is Rekha. Make sure that she gets the offer letter without satisfying your bloody perverted hubby.

Prasanna: - You are not aware of my powers. If I complain about you to the Police, you will be in jail.

Arindam: - Your power is limited in that corporate world. Outside the corporate world, there is another world, where my gang men rule. It takes only 15 minutes to kill a person by a well-planned road accident. From now on, better drive your Audi safely on the Hyderabad Roads. Wish you best of luck, Mrs. Prasanna. Good Bye.

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Rekha: - Do you know that today morning, that Mr. Sridharan called me up and said that I have been recruited. He was laughing over the phone and was saying that he was just testing me whether I am a good girl or a bad girl. He never had any intentions to have sex with me. Hurrah, I have got the job. You are a very bad person to accuse him like that.

Arindam: - I feel proud to be the No.1 worst boy of the world. At least, you are lucky to get me as your friend. But, don’t be complacent. There will be many traps like this in the corporate world. Don’t ever believe in the concept “SELL YOURSELF TO CRACK A JOB”. Congrats for getting the job. I want a nice treat from you. See you later. Good night, dear.