BAN THE COW SLAUGHTERING

Shaili: - Hello viewers, you are watching your favorite show “NDTV Animal Interview” and I am Shaili Chopra. Today, we are in front of a famous temple in the outskirts of Hyderabad city. Here, as you can see that villagers are celebrating ‘GAU MATAA’ Puja, that is the worship of cow. The name of this cow is Mohini. Hello, Mohini jee, so how are you feeling now?

Mohini: - Well, I am feeling great. The villagers are really giving me good respect out here.

Shaili: - But, why these Hindu people always give respect to a cow and worship them? They don’t worship any other animal.

Mohini: - See, our Mother Nature has created us to serve the humans only. Every part of our body is useful for the humans. Even our shit, popularly known as ‘Gobar’ in India, is of utmost importance. These villagers have utilized it very efficiently to install Gobar Gas plants here in this village only.

Shaili: - Yeah, that is true that a cow is a useful animal. How can we ignore the cow’s milk?

Mohini: - See, God is great. I am just the avatar of God. God created me to provide milk to the humans. Today, I am proud to see that people of India have utilized our milk to such an extent, that the whole world praises about our dairy products. In Andhra Pradesh, the products of Vijaya Diary are very good, but I think that the best one is still the Amul products. Gujarat people should be proud of that.

Shaili: - In Bihar, Jharkhand and West Bengal, cows have very good respect.

Mohini: - Oh, yes, of course, especially in Bihar, we are treated like humans only. Even Laloo Prasad Yadav loves cows very much. The milk products of Bihar are not bad at all. We are also grateful to Ramprakash Mehra to show the ‘GAU MATAA’ puja in his film ‘Dilli 6’.

Shaili: - This is only a brighter side of the story, where the Hindu people are respecting you as the avatar or God, but on the other hand, there are Muslims who always slaughter the cows. What you want to say about that?

Mohini: - Yeah, Muslims are fond of red meats and their culture is still like the barbarians of medieval ages. Their psychology and lifestyle have not improved at all. I have no complaints against the ‘Khandaani’ Muslims, because they are modern and educated. They don’t like the slaughtering of animals also. But, the real problem lies with the other sections of the Muslims, who are uneducated and barbarians. That concept of ‘Halaal’ itself proves that they are like ‘Jallads’ only. If a cow does not die after their two and a half style of halaal technique, then they leave that cow in that condition only to die with sheer pain.

Shaili:- But, whenever the Hindus have protested against the Muslims regarding the cow slaughtering issue, these Muslims have replied by saying that it is clearly mentioned in their Quran that a Muslim should always slaughter a cow during their Eid or Muharram festivals.

Mohini: - It is absolutely false and baseless. Nowhere in the Quran, it is mentioned that a Muslim should slaughter a cow. It is those Maulvis, who have preached all these false things. Actually, in the time of Aurangzeb, the Muslims started to slaughter cows to intentionally hurt the sentiments of the Hindus, especially to the followers of Shivaji. I really hate these Muslims. These Muslims are also not aware of the fact that eating our meats causes many diseases for their body. Even Doctor also prescribes not to eat any red meats at all. You will find many peculiar and incurable diseases in Muslim community only, because they consume red meats. But for their diseases, the whole society has to suffer.

Shaili: - What are the steps taken by the Hindu people all over the world to stop these kinds of cow slaughtering?

Mohini: - Yeah, worldwide, the Hindus are protesting against it and it is a necessity also. We are grateful to VHP (Viswa Hindu Parishad) and RSS (Rastriya Swayamsevak Sangha) to take this initiative. On 15^th November only, there is a ‘Gau Mata’ Puja festival at Nampally Exhibition Ground from 4.30 PM. You people can also attend that program to protest against cow slaughtering by the Muslims.

Shaili: - Thanks a lot Mohini jee, for spending time with us and for your valuable feedbacks. The Indian Government should “BAN THE COW SLAUGHTERING,” as early as possible. Viewers, we will see you again in the next episode, till then, Good Bye.

BENGALI PEOPLE HAVE THE SWEETEST BLOOD

Mitali: - Almost every day, I see you standing in front of that Marwari shop and eating the Haryana jalebis from a food stall. Satyi, Arindam daa, roj roj etoh misti kheyo naa, diabetes hoye jaabey jeh…

Arindam: - Na na kichu hobey na.

Bharadwaj: - Nahi boss, you should control your habit of eating sweets every day.

Arindam: - Arrey, the price of jalebis are only 30 bucks per kilo. Every day, I eat jalebis of 5 bucks and that too of kadak style, that means the jalebis are very thin and crispy in size.

Bharadwaj: - sahi mein, tum bangalee log kitna sweets khatey ho yaar.But, still nothing happens to you people.

Mitali: - Hey, Pankaj, just keep your mouth shut. Don’t start criticizing about our Bengali people.

Arindam: - le halua, now I don’t fight for this silly reason.

Bharadwaj: - arrey, yeh toh roj ki baath hain. I am born and brought up in Jaipur. When I say something to her about our Jaipur and the culture of Rajasthan, she starts quarrelling and starts telling me about his Bengal. Really, Bengal is a crazy place. People are always gossiping, eating sweets, samosas and egg rolls. They even fight with each other at Salt Lake Stadium, while watching the football match between Mohun Bagan and East Bengal.

Arindam: - ha ha ha…yeah, that is true. You may not be satisfied in your professional life, but your personal life will always rock, if you are in Bengal, but provided that you have not become a prey of that bloody CPI(M) party members. Ei , Mitali, ebaar naaki, CPI(M) matro ekta seat peyeche; satyi naaki?

Mitali: - haan Arindam daa, CPI (M) er pooro pechon mere suyiye deowa hoechey…2011 tey amar mone hoye TMC power e tey asbey…

Bharadwaj: - Arrey, what are you people speaking in Bengali? I don’t understand anything. Uff, these Bengali girls are always in a quarrelling mood and they are very active in politics also.

Arindam: - But, one thing you must appreciate that Bengali girls are the most caring in nature and they are sweet too. If you ask anyone in India, they will give the first ranking to a Bengali girl and then to a Mallu girl. Whether you agree or not, but the real fact is that, we the Bengali people do not like spicy foods. We love sweets and we have an entirely different type of dishes, which is liked by all. Ghotis, the people of undivided Bengal used to cook foods with less spice. Their favorite dish is still the Chingri Malai Curry. After the partition of Bengal, the people of East Bengal came and settled in Kolkata. They are expert in cooking spicy foods and as a Ghoti, I also like those delicious Bangaal dishes like Hilsha Curry and many others. If I get a good girl of East Bengal, who knows how to cook those lovely dishes, I will marry her. It hardly matters, that I am a Ghoti, he he he…

Mitali:- Satyi, Arindam daa…ebaarey ekta biye koreyi falo…oi tomar Non-Bengali girlfriend takey charo…ota ekta idiot…Marry only a Bengali girl….accha, tobey misti taa kam khaao…ki teley oi jilipi bhajchey…kono thik achey…

Bharadwaj: - uff, you Bengali people have a very bad habit. If you find another person, who is a Bengali, you people just start gossiping in Bengali with such an excitement and joy…really, you people love your mother tongue too much.

Arindam: - Bhai Pankaj; Bengali is the 3^rd sweetest language of the world, after Urdu and French. It is the mother tongue of Rabindranath Tagore and Bankimchandra Chattopadhay. One upon a time, Bankimchandra did not even read a letter from his Bengali friend, because it was written in English. Bengali people always consumes 23% more sweets on a weekly basis than any other non-Bengali people, but still the numbers of diabetic patients are less in Bengal. It is because of the only reason that in our sweets, we use only milk, whereas in the sweets of north-western India, they use lots of pure Ghee. This pure ghee is more deadly than the sugar used in any sweets. Ghee helps in increasing cholesterol and sugar level of your body also. Since childhood, Bengali people are immune to sweets. There are even people who have a bad habit of eating sweets after their dinner. Without eating the sweet, they cannot go to sleep.

Mitali: - taah jaa bolecho Arindam daa…amar jethu toh misti naa kheley ghumoteyi paarey naa…amader barir refrigerator e teh pantuaa aar rasogollah r stock sab samay thake…ami o majhey moddhey du ekta jhepey diyi maairi…jethu kichu bujhtey paarey naa…

Arindam: - tor jhyatu sab ee bujhtey paarey…tokey bhalobashey toh, tai kichu boley naa...anyway Pankaj, I hope that you have understood the basic funda that “BENGALI PEOPLE HAVE THE SWEETEST BLOOD.”

CHINA IS THE NO.1 THREAT FOR INDIA !!!

Vaibhav: - Today, in our Mandal (Meeting) of our RSS (Rastriya Swayamsevak Sangha), we have Prasanna ji, to speak about a new topic of discussion. Prasanna ji, please start the discussion.

Prasanna: - Ya, thanks Vaibhav. Hello everybody, today, I want to tell you people about China. See, many people are not aware about the Chinese tactics. Today, for saving our pocket money, we buy cheap electronic goods of China, but those products are not of good quality. We regard those products as ‘Use & Throw’ products, but still we will buy it. Net result, China is flooding the Indian market with their low quality cheap products. These Chinese people are planning to do the market penetration and then it will create a situation, where customers will always tend to buy a Chinese product. Maybe, that is why; Indian Government has done the right thing to ban all those bad quality Chinese mobile phones.

Arindam: - Accha, I have heard that China is planning to attack on India by 2012. Is it true?

Prasanna: - They are attacking us now only. In Aksai Chin territory, their military people are firing bullets at our Indian shepherds. Already, they have started claiming Arunachal Pradesh as their territory. They are giving training to Myanmar terrorists group by brainwashing them that all mongoloid people should unite to form their own country. At least, this Congress Government is taking strong stands against China.

Avinash: - Why, China is becoming so bullish on us. Are they scared of the fact that within 2020, our economy will be stronger than Chinese economy?

Ravi: - Have you people ever seen any Chinese manuscript. It is written from top to bottom in a single line, which states that the Chinese civilization still follows the rule of medieval age, where the main motto is the expansion of land, like the Huns used to do in those days. I hope that you people have heard the name of Attila the Hun and Chengiz Khan. Now, our Indian manuscript is written from left to right side, and in each letters, you would find there is a straight line in the middle, which is a symbol of separating spirituality with reality. That directly proves that Indian civilization has always believed in the policy of ‘Live and let live’ with a peaceful co-existence, and maybe that is why, the other civilizations took advantage of it.

Arindam: - Why China government is having objections for the visit of Dalai Lama in Arunachal Pradesh? Dalai Lama is a very peaceful man.

Avinash: - I think that China is eyeing to conquer Tibet to have full control on India in the near future.

Prasanna: - Yes, you are right. See, China does not want any other Dalai Lama. After the death of a Lama, another person is appointed in that post. The follower gets the reincarnation of God by dreaming about the former Lama and his teachings. However, China wants this Dalai Lama to be the last Lama of Tibet.

Ravi: - See, whether China is conquering Tibet or Taiwan; the main problem is that this Chinese Government wants to tame India. They are installing ballistic missiles near the Indian border. They are displaying their huge military forces to show India, that their military power is very strong. In 1962, India lost the war against China, because at that time, the Indian Government was confused that whether they should have a good number of military people or not, as India is a peaceful country. Later, the entire think-tank changed. Full credit goes to Indira Gandhi. She changed the entire psychological views and emphasized more on showing the Indian military power to the whole world.

Prasanna: - Not only land conquest, China is even grabbing our jobs in IT sector. Nowadays, they are providing trainings on English language to their young generation. They are even acquiring big mines also. In manufacturing sector also, they are constantly trying to make tie-ups with African countries.

Vaibhav: - So, from now on, all Indians should stand united to ignore all those low quality Chinese products. Our military stands should be very strong against those Chinese soldiers. Even, China is investing money on Pakistan and Sri Lanka to create problems for India. Ancient Indian civilization always ruled over Chinese civilization and now they want to show dominance on us.

Arindam: - China is trying to utilize Nepal in a very effective way to claim Sikkim as their territory. Remember, one thing, if Sikkim goes to China, then they will control the main trading nodal point of north-eastern India. That is why; our Indian Defence and Air Force should be aware of the fact that “CHINA IS THE NO.1 THREAT FOR INDIA.”

BENGAL IS A MUSICAL LAND

Piyush: - Yes, tell me, why you people have called me here in the common room? Look, I know that you all are my seniors and I have just taken admission in this college, but that does not mean that you have the license to do ragging with me. My father is a well-known Marwari businessman of this area. So, what? if I have not heard the name of Manna Dey before? You Bengalee people have got one man from your region to get that prestigious award, which is why you are feeling proud. You Bengalees do not have any other singers also.

Arindam:- ei jeh, Mero bhai…aar amra chup kore thaktey parchi naa…let me make it very clear to you that Bengalees are the only people in India who have music, art, culture and spirituality in their blood and wherever they go, they just spellbound everyone with their talent.

Piyush: - Don’t call us by that name ‘Mero bhai’. We don’t like that name. But, Arindam, you must appreciate the fact that Indian economy is growing faster, because we, the Marwaris are expert in doing business.

Reema: - No, Piyush, even non-Marwaris are also doing good businesses. But, side-by-side, I don’t think, Bengalees are too good in music and other related things.

Mrinal: -Have you people ever read the Indian History? Who was Swami Vivekananda? He was the only Indian to rock the public of Chicago at that time. Rabindranath Tagore, what to say about him? Still the ‘Rabindra Sangeet’ rocks during ‘Basanto Utsav’ in Shantiniketan. How can you ignore Satyajit Ray? Go and watch the movie ‘Goopi Gayen and Bagha Bayen’. In that film, there is a ghost dance, where in those times; Satyajit Ray produced some peculiar music, which will even challenge A.R.Rahman today. The tune of ‘Feluda’ and ‘Pather Panchali’ still rocks.

Arindam: - Culturally also, we are the best, maybe, politically, we are the worst, because of that CPI (M) factor. Oh! What about playback singers? Can you produce a 2nd Kishore Kumar, Hemanta Mukherjee and Manna Dey? And you Piyush, the great idiot; have you not heard the song ‘Zindagi kaisi hai paheli haaye, kabhi yeh rulaaye, kabhi yeh hassaye’ of ‘Anand’ film?

Piyush: - Oh!, ya, ya, I have heard that song. That is a nice song. Oho, now I can recollect who Manna Dey is. Yes, boss, he is also a terrific singer.

Mrinal: - Forget about the old days. Today also, our Bengalee singers are rocking like Kumar Sanu, Abhijeet, Shaan, Rupam and other singers of our Bengali rock bands. Not only from Kolkata, but from Dhaka also, superb Bengali rock bands are coming out with their awesome songs. Even Anu Malik is a fan of Fossils and Miles Bengali bands, he he he…Oho, how can I forget the name of Sreya Ghoshal. If Lata Mangeshkar is Don Bradman, then our Sreya Ghoshal is Sachin Tendulkar. Even, as a music director, Pritam is giving lots of super hit songs to the Bollywood Industry.

Arindam: - Boss, these are all about the people. But, even, Bengal has different type of songs as per the regions. If you go to Purulia, Bankura and Birbhum districts, you will find a different style of music. In Midnapore and Sundarban areas, they have their own style. Even the ‘Baaul’ song has rocked the western countries. Go to North Bengal, there the folk songs of hilly areas mixed with some Nepali tones are just superb. Believe me, in Kolkata only, you will get so many talented musicians, that you will get stunned; but the problem is that many of them don’t get motivation to pursue a career in the music industry, whereas in South India, I have seen people are crazy about pursuing career in films or music industry.

Reema: - Ok, guys. We are totally convinced that “BENGAL IS A MUSICAL LAND” and Manna Dey should have got the ‘Dada sahib Phalke’ award much earlier also. Now, please leave me and Piyush. We are feeling like being kidnapped inside this common room, surrounded by all Bengalee people. We, Marwaris are not racial.

Arindam: - Dhaath teri ki…We will never do any harm to you people. We called you here to make you understand about the musical spirit of Bengal. Reema, you have a very sweet voice and you know Bengali very well. Why don’t you sing for our college band as a lead female singer? Please keep my request.

DURGA PUJA FESTIVAL OF 2009

Liza: - Hey, how are you dude? After a long time, I am chatting with you in Facebook. So, have you got any new job in Hyderabad, or are you still searching for it? What about that status in your Facebook? That girl is again giving lectures to you, I think! If she is dominating over you, then why the hell are you tolerating her?

Arindam: - Don’t worry, I will totally ignore her from now on, and by the way, she is just my friend only. So, nothing to worry about it and for your kind information, I am in Kolkata now. I will go back to Hyderabad on 5^th October 2009, and then I will search for a new job.

Liza: - Oho, you are Bengalee. Ya, ya, I remember that you told me once about the Durga Puja celebrations. In London also, there are 2 or 3 places where Bengalee people perform the Durga Puja. I am yet to visit Kolkata during the Durga Puja Festival. I will surely visit once in my lifetime.

Arindam: - of course, why not? You must visit Kolkata during the Durga Puja Festival. At this festive time, it is a ‘CALCUTTA CARNIVAL’. There is no problem of accommodation in Kolkata for any foreigners, as there are good hotels like The Park, the Hyatt, the Sonar Kolkata and others.

Liza: - But, I have heard that the public of West Bengal are very crazy and undisciplined. Recently, I have read in one of our London daily newspapers that even Salman Khan had to save himself from those public, during an exhibition football match.

Arindam: - Ya, you are right. Here, the public are wild in nature, but you must also blame it to AIFF personnel for this case. But, this time, I will appreciate that the Kolkata Police in accordance with the West Bengal Traffic Police has done a decent job to control any kind of chaos during the Durga Puja. It is due to their constant vigilance that in all major streets and pandals, there were no such major disturbances during the Durga Puja.

Liza: - Well, Arindam, please don’t mind, but I have a question. What is so funny about those Durga Puja pandals, that everyone is so much interested in visiting it? Everywhere, the idol of Goddess Durga is the same only.

Arindam: - No, Liza, actually, you are in London, that is why; you cannot feel the difference. See, in every locality, there are clubs and these club members conduct the Durga Puja, by collecting money from the local people as well as from different sponsors. Every club has its own unique style or theme and they construct their pandals in that fashion only, with the help of some skilful artists. The Durga idol is created mostly in Kumartuli area as per the order from the respective club members. Every Durga idol is unique in its own way, because, you cannot create the same eyes for two idols. Not only have that, many companies and media partners give awards to the best pandals for best themes, best idols, best pandals, best environment and best eco-friendliness. So, this really motivates everyone to create some innovative pandals for the worship of Goddess Durga.

Liza: - Ya, it sounds interesting. I will try to visit Kolkata next year during this festival. Accha, tell me, which are the popular places, where I can see good pandals and Durga idols?

Arindam:- Well, there are many places, at least in Kolkata, I can name few places like College Square, Mohammad Ali Park, New Alipore, Behala, Thakurpukur, Jadavpur, Ballygunge, Mudiali and Chetla. Don’t worry, whenever you will visit Kolkata during the Durga Puja, automatically you will get to know about the best pandals, by reading any daily newspapers. This time in 2009, Suruchi Sangha, Natun Dal, Babubagan, Behala Club and other 3-4 clubs have really created some innovative pandals.

Liza: - Really, I must appreciate that Bengalee people are the craziest Indians, and we also like the way they perform the Durga Puja worldwide. Bengalee people are the only people who worship a goddess; that proves the respect for women in the Bengalee society. That is really great. I hope that you have enjoyed the “DURGA PUJA FESTVAL OF 2009”.

Arindam: - Ya, of course, I enjoyed it fully. Liza, maybe, we, the Bengalee people are the craziest people of the world but our craziness unites all the Bengalee people worldwide during this festival and even our Goddess Durga feels proud to be the mother of all Bengalees and protects them all from any kind of dangers. Just visit Kolkata during Durga Puja once, you will get to know everything. And remember one thing, Hinduism always respects women. JAI HIND.

THAKURPUKUR BRANCH (1357) OF STATE BANK OF INDIA

Customer 01:- This is a No.1 Nationalized Bank of India. Really, we just spit on their customer service. There are 4 counters, but only one counter is open and there is no person in the other counters. We are fed up of this Thakurpukur branch (1357) of State Bank of India.

Arindam: - Sir, I applied for Internet banking in this Thakurpukur Branch only on April 2009, but still my online account is not activated.

SBI Officer: - What can I do in that regard, if yours Internet Banking account has not been activated yet? Go and ask the Branch Manager. He is there in his cabin now.

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Arindam: - May I come in Sir? Thanks! Sir, my online account is not activated yet. Tell me what to do?

Bank Manager of Thakurpukur SBI Branch: - Oh! Boss, this is State Bank of India, and you are expecting Internet Banking from this bank. Still, SBI is not so modernized in terms of Information Technology or Internet Banking. Anyway, you can write a letter to the Zonal Manager of SBI regarding this matter. Ok…you can go now. Bye.

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Customer 02:- What do you people think about yourself? The lunch time is between 1 PM to 2 PM. You went out at 1 PM and now it is 3 PM. You are harassing the customers. You are supposed to come back in the counter in time after the lunch. Why we, the customers will wait for you for so long? We are depositing our money in your bank, which is why; you are getting paid every month. Just think about that.

Cashier of SBI: - Please don’t shout at the top of your voice to become a Hero. Today, there was a parent-teacher meeting in my daughter’s school. So, I went there to meet the class teacher. Now, please be seated there. When I will call your token number, then only come and stand here in front of the counter.

Customer 03:- Is State Bank of India paying you people for doing all these personal works during office hours? State Bank is still doing profits because of those provident funds of Senior citizens; otherwise, the young generation people are literally fed-up of the worst customer service of State Bank of India.

Arindam: - No, it is not that everywhere the services of SBI people are the same? In Secunderabad city, I have seen SBI employees giving faster service than any other private banks, but the problem is here in West Bengal. The work culture of this state is such that, people don’t value their customers, their valuable time and the future opportunities of earning more profits. All the SBI employees of West Bengal consider themselves as they are the King of the world. Customers need to wait for them. If a customer does not know how to do the buttering and oiling to the SBI employees in West Bengal, then he or she has to wait for a long time in the bank counter queue to get his or her work done.

Customer 01:- See; now there is a power cut also and they don’t have a proper generator system in this Thakurpukur branch of SBI.

Bank Manager of Thakurpukur SBI Branch: - Dear customers, we regret to say that, there is no oil in the generator we have. We have already told one boy to bring the oil. Within next 15 minutes, generator will start working. So, till that time, all the customers standing in the queue are kindly requested to co-operate with us.

Arindam: - Thanks to ICICI and HDFC bank. At least, they taught all the PSU banks of India; what banking means to a customer in this era of globalization and Internet. After experiencing the customer service of “THAKURPUKUR BRANCH (1357) OF STATE BANK OF INDIA”, I am damn sure that our next generation will just hate to keep their money in any PSU banks, unless Indian Government takes any step to modernize all PSU Banks and teach a lesson to all these bloody corrupted PSU Bank employees. All employees above 50 years should be forced to take VRS immediately in State Bank of India. I really wonder why the share price of SBI is going up day-by-day. 10,000 branches and too much recruitment will go in vain for SBI, if their top management does not change the entire work culture of the bank.

KOLKATA HAS THE WORST TRANSPORT SYSTEM !!!

Naren: - Hello, Jamal, where are you, boss? Today, I am on duty here in the Howrah Bus Depot to monitor that all the buses are starting on time or not? Already many passengers are waiting in the stand for at least 1.5 hours. Where are you?

Jamal: - Oh! Come on boss, now, don’t teach me all those duties. Let them stand there. They have waited for 1.5 hours, they will wait for another 45 minutes, but they will still wait, after all they are Kolkata public. They are all ‘Hijras’. They will not protest about it. I and Pradip are now drinking whisky. We will finish the drinking party soon, and the bus will reach the Howrah Bus Depot after 45 minutes. Till then, you announce to them that there is a huge traffic jam in Behala side, which is why; exact timing of the next bus cannot be mentioned.

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Deepak: - We are waiting here for 2 hours for a bus. They regard passengers as animals or what?

Arindam: - Yes, really, it’s pathetic. I came here in Faluknama Express at 6.45 PM and now it is 8.30 PM, still there is no bus at all. There is no discipline maintained in CSTC and WBSTC.

Mrinal: - How can there be? New Transport minister of West Bengal is a useless person. Buddhadev and Jyoti have corrupted Health, Transport and Education of entire West Bengal from top level to bottom level, and what to say about that lame Mayor of Kolkata. He always orders the people to do the redundant work in the municipal areas. Within every 2 months, you will find KMDA people doing all those bullshit works on the roads. The drainage pipes are all old. The materials used for constructing roads are of bad quality, so that they can get a work after 2 months only. KMDA really means ‘Khurchi Maati Dekhbi Aaye’. In Behala, all those Tram lines, illegal autos, rickshaws, as well as hawkers are the real problem. What to say about the trams. Even a caterpillar moves faster than a tram. Not only have that, people always create pandals on roadside by bribing the policemen. As a net result, Behala is one of the best places where you will find traffic jam for at least 360 days. And to add more salt to that problem, State government has banned all old vehicles, but yet to launch new government buses. In Silpara Garage only, there are around 600 state buses standing. This bloody Kanti Ganguly does not even bother to repair those buses and make it ready for the public. Why should they do that also? After all, all the state employees will sign their attendance sheet, while coming to the duty and get the salary. They are really working or not, nobody cares. For 30 years, this is how, West Bengal has ruined in all departments. In a metro city, we are waiting for a bus for 2 hours.

Tapas: - Don’t blame it all to CPI (M) only. Now, in Behala, those hawkers are occupying around 30% of Diamond Harbour Road. When the CPI (M) government wanted to remove all those hawkers, the TMC supremo Mamata Banerjee protested about it. Then those hawkers remained there only and occupied the roads as if it is their ancestral property. Now, as a net result, common people are getting harassed day-by-day. What improvement Rabin Dev and that Hawker leader Shakti Mondal has done for Behala area. Behala is still in behaal condition.

Arindam: - Why they are not constructing a fly-over from Mominpur to Sakherbazaar?

Deepak: - Ha ha ha…CPI (M) government takes at least 5 years to complete a simple flyover in Kolkata. You people are blaming Gammon India of Delhi, but do you know that Simplex Company also uses bad quality materials for constructing flyovers. Till now, no flyover has collapsed, that is why; no one is monitoring Simplex Company. Simplex also bribes to the State ministry level to get those projects. And what to say about Metro Extension at Garia? It took around 9 years to complete that link. Look at Delhi. Their Metro Railways are far more advanced than Kolkata.

Arindam: - to control traffic jam and have a good transport system, what is the role of Kolkata traffic police, then?

Tapas: - Boss, you can bribe any Kolkata traffic police to get access of their wife and mother also for a night. Such is their character; and they will control the traffic? Anybody can do anything with their private car in the Kolkata roads, by bribing them, after all; they are the followers of Buddhadev only. But, still not a single Kolkatan will protest about it, basically, they are all ‘Hijras’, and if they protest also, CPI(M) cadres militants will give threats to slaughter them. That is the reason why, all the protestant people of West Bengal have become violent and joined Naxals and Maoists to teach a lesson to Buddhadev. Nothing will change in West Bengal. It will slowly transform into a tribal village with some uncultured Bengalee people. I feel shame to utter that I am a Bengalee, even Rabindranath Tagore in heaven is also feeling ashamed of being a Bengalee.

Arindam: - Really, “KOLKATA HAS THE WORST TRANSPORT SYSTEM”, and I am experiencing it today. Satyajit Ray rightly said, “Yeh ek abhisapto desh”.