SANTA CLAUS GOT HIS CHRISTMAS GIFT

Sameer: - Wow, this is the first time, I dressed like a Santa Claus and gave chocolates, pens, pencils, exercise copies and other gifts to the little students of our Julien Day School. I am feeling very proud and happy about it.

Ricky: - Thanks Sameer, for participating in this Christmas festival, but, Arindam, you could have also dressed like Santa Claus.

Arindam: - Dhaath, I don’t know how to dance like Santa Claus. By the way, I have contributed money for buying those gifts for children. That is more than enough from my side.

Debarati: - Accha, you don’t know how to dance. In any party, after drinking alcohols, you cannot control yourself, when you start dancing, aar ekhon nyakami hocchey…basically, you are a conservative Hindu, that is why; you have not dressed up like Santa Claus.

Ricky: - Ok, ok, that is not an issue. Please stop fighting among yourselves. Come on; let us go to the Cathedral Church now.

Arindam: - No, boss, I have never visited any Church. I will not go. You people go. I will rather go and watch the film ‘3 Idiots’. It will be releasing today only.

Sameer: - Arrey, we will also go and watch that film. Debarati has already done the online advance booking for all of us. Don’t worry about it. Outside the Church, we will get to eat many delicious cakes. Those cakes are even more delicious than ‘Monginis’ cakes. Come on; let us go.

Arindam: - Thik hai chalo…free mein cake khaaney ko milega…I don’t want to miss this opportunity.

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Debarati: - You have never visited any Church…omni dhopbaaji. I have seen your picture in Facebook, where you were standing in front of Medak Church. Now, don’t say, that the photo was edited with the help of Photoshop CS.

Arindam: - Aha, I have not gone inside any church. I just see the architecture of the Church from outside, that’s all. However, inside this church, it is looking like a classroom. There are tables and chairs. The Father is looking like a teacher, reading the Holy Bible and everyone is repeating his words. Babah, what a prayer? One thing, I don’t understand, why they always sing with a shrill voice, like ‘oooohaaaaaaaa’, like it was in the Opera House of ‘Dil Chahta Hai’ film.

Sameer: - Saaley, doh minute ke liye chup nahi baith sakta hai kya? It is not the Cinema Hall, it is Cathedral Church. Please keep quiet for some time.

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Arindam: - Ok, the prayer has ended. We have eaten all these cakes. Now, the entire Church is empty. Chalo, let’s go and watch the film. It is now 3.30 PM; the show will start at 5 PM. There will be traffic jam, so, we must start our journey now.

Ricky: - sssh…look there. Yeah, my doubt was right. On every weekend, I have spotted Sameer outside this Church. I was sometimes confused to see him, because as a Hindu person, why he will roam outside the church on every weekend.

Debarati: - Today, on this special day, he is going to propose her. Already, she told me to pass a love letter to her. I have done my duty.

Arindam: - Who is that girl? Oho, I can see only one girl, sitting there and praying for something to God. But, she is a Christian girl. How dare Sameer fall in love with her? I will complain about it to our RSS Headquarter. We will not tolerate it. Even if he marries that girl also, that girl has to get converted to Hinduism; otherwise, we will not let Sameer marry her.

Ricky: - uff, why do you get too much excited. Now, don’t utter ‘Jai Shree Ram’ inside this Church, please. See, the name of the girl is Sonali Fernandez. She is a hybrid product. Her father is a Christian and her mother is a Bengali Hindu. So, after marriage with Sameer, she will surely become Sonali Sen. Don’t worry about that.

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Sameer: - Hey guys, listen. Tonight, after watching ‘3 Idiots’, I will sponsor a dinner party at Jimmy’s Kitchen, because she has accepted my proposal inside this church.

Arindam: - See the fun, just now, you were providing gifts to the children and now our Bhagwan Ram has given you a sweet gift. Really, on this 25^th December, “SANTA CLAUS GOT HIS CHRISTMAS GIFT.”