SCHOOL FRIENDSHIP ALWAYS ROCKS

Harsh: - Last time, we entered this ‘DRAGON BAR’ at 2002. However, there is no seat available for us to sit and enjoy drinking. Ei, Rohit, ussh, bartender ko bulaayo, yaar.

Rohit: - Ei, bartender, iddhar aao…What is your name?

Arindam: - Sir ji, my name is Arindam. I am the bartender here. Tell me, how I can help you people.

Sunil: - Dekho Arindam bhaya, we, the school friends have assembled in this bar for drinking. So, can you please arrange a seat for us.

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Bar Manager: - Ok, as you wish. You can take charge of playing the songs in this bar, as Ramesh is absent tonight. What is the order from your table?

Arindam: - Sir, they have ordered for 5 large pegs of Blender’s Pride and 3 dishes of Chicken Tandoori.

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Jagan: - Cheers to everybody. Wow, this bar is not bad, yaar. They are playing the song, ‘Yeh Dosti, hum nahi torengey, tera saaath naa chorengey’. Really, when we were in school, our friendship was so cool and rocking. Later, when I fell in love with Rimi, believe me, I intentionally started ignoring my friends, because I felt that love is the best thing of the world. Friendship toh bakwaas hai. But, today, after 3 years of my married life, I am feeling bored, yaar. I have a little son, a good job, a car, a bungalow, a good wife, everything I have, but I miss that real fun and masti in my life, that I used to do in my school days with you people.

Rohit: - Why, you people are married. Don’t you enjoy sex with your respective wives?

Prakash: - That has also become boring, boss. I feel that on every alternate night, my wife is waiting in a gym to do some exercises and I am her trainer to let her feel that exercise. It is boring, boss. I have done arrange marriage. My wife is not so friendly at all. She is just like a typical wife only. It really sucks me, sometimes.

Sunil: - Bhaiye, in that case, I am very lucky. You people know Priyanka, right. We were college friends. Later, we also met each other at Accenture only. Later, at the end of 2007, we realized that there is some chemistry between us, which is above friendship and we got married at 2008. Today, also, I find her more as a friend, than a wife. That is the reason, I never feel bored. She is like a Dish TV. Whenever I want, I can change her mode from a wife to a friend or vice-verca. Arrey, just listen to the song in this bar, wow, ‘Tere jaisa yaar kahan, kahan aisa yaarana’. Really, this song is dedicated to my sweet, friendly wife only. Ei, Arindam bhaya, yeh peg repeat kar doh. What about you, Harsh? How is your life going?

Harsh: - Don’t ask me, yaar. Office ka tension. There are lobbybaaji, politics, backbiting and etc. in my office. I am just fed up in this financial sector. I cannot even regard any of my colleagues as my friends. They are more of a professional, than a friend. On the other hand, my wife’s family is always bothered about hi-fi status. Mine is a love marriage, but, my mother-in-law is a celebrity and that is ruining my relationship with my wife. Prakash, tera kya haal hai?

Prakash: - I am still lonely, yaar. I am a handicapped person. I cannot walk properly due to that Polio disease in my body. I got a job in a PSU bank under handicapped quota and that is why, people make a mockery of it. But, what is my fault? My parents never took me to any Health Sub-Center for Polio vaccines and that is why, I am suffering. Yeh professional world bada kamina hai rey. At least, in school, I got so much love and affection. But, in my office, even the sweet young lady, whom I love so much, also sometimes make mockery of me. Sometimes, I pray to God to take me back to that school life, where at least sweet friendship was there.

Harsh: - Ei, listen to the song, ‘Dil chahta hai, hum na rahe kabhi yaaron ke bin’. Hey, Arindam, you deserve some good tips, yaar. You have really played some good songs tonight, based on the theme of friendship.

Arindam: - Sir ji, when I saw you people, I also became nostalgic about my school days, where we friends used to do lots of fun and masti. Sir ji, you have to appreciate that “SCHOOL FRIENDSHIP ALWAYS ROCKS.”