Wednesday, May 19, 2010

ROYAL ROBOCOPS

General Singh: - Yes, you have got the right information. Instead of sending inefficient and coward CRPF men, we will send robot cops, known as ‘ROBOCOPS’ to kill all the Maoists in the Indian jungles. Also the Indian Air Force will help these robocops. 4 fleets of planes will fly in the sky at a time. We will spot the Maoists territories by using our Global Satellite mapping system. Already, we have marked those corridors, through which the Maoists cross the state borders. Already, we have started paying huge amount of money to those tribal villagers. The tribal villagers are giving us good information in time. We have also tracked 5 special hide-outs of Koteshwar Rao. Three of his faithful commandos are working under us as spies. They will help the robocops to gun down Koteshwar Rao.

Arindam: - Robocops are the robot cops. But, how do they look like? How does it function?

General Singh: - To know that answer, you need to meet Scientist Sain, who has created these robocops.

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Scientist Sain: - Oh! You are Arindam, right. Hmm…I know you. Come in and have some coffee with me. So, you want to know about robocops in details?

Arindam: - Yes, Sir. Actually, we, the media people want to know that how much efficient are these robocops in comparison to CRPF jawans or Indian Army men.

Scientist Sain: - A Robocop can kill 100 humans within 10 minutes. Come with me in my technical room. I will show you. See, this is a Robocop. Its height is around 8 feet. It has four cameras attached in the head. The cameras are in the forehead, back head, right side and left side portions. All the weapons are in-built. This is the box kept near its chest, which contains the bullets. In the right portion of its waist, there are three types of daggers. It can use anyone of them. At its backside, there is small couch-type bag, where a boomerang, star-weapon and 50 poison needles are kept. This robot can sense any landmines within the range of 10 meters both horizontally and vertically.

Arindam: - But, where are the guns? These robocops need to fight with guns also.

Scientist Sain: - Look at the left thigh of this robot. Three guns are attached. One is AK-47, another one is Sniper Gun and other one is a special revolver, which has three openings. That means; with this revolver it can fire three bullets at one shot. Now, there are rollers attached to the feet of this robot. Anytime, they can speed up in the road, by using these rollers.

Arindam: - Are their body completely bullet-proof?

Scientist Sain: - of course, yes. You can fire at them as much as you can, nothing will happen to them. Rather, they will automatically counterattack you.

Arindam: - There are no grenades kept in its body?

Scientist Sain:- No, I have not kept that provision, because if I keep grenades attached to its body, then its enemies will try to fire bullets at those grenades only. And the explosion will create some technical faults in the Robocop body.

Arindam: - Will the body of these robots get destroyed completely, if it experiences a landmine blast?

Scientist Sain: - The body of this robot will only get destroyed completely if it experiences at least 6 landmine blasts, otherwise, it will keep on fighting like a deadly warrior.

Arindam: - How can you control or send signals to these robots?

Scientist Sain: - These are self-controlled robots. They will behave like humans only. If you don’t attack them, they will not counterattack you automatically. But, yes, if we order them to attack, then they will attack anyone within their range of 5 meters. Suppose, these robocops are patrolling in the Maoist infested jungles, now, a group of Maoists have attacked it. When the robocops get attacked, automatically, a red light will glow with a beep sound in our control room. Then we will give the instruction ‘Go for the kill’, in our terminal. After getting that message, all the robocops get activated to start counterattacking. Then they will not stop fighting unless their enemies get killed or we order them to retreat. Basically, the psychologies of these robots are controlled by customizing the artificial intelligence and neural networking programming every month.

Arindam: - Hmm…I have no doubts that these “ROYAL ROBOCOPS” will destroy the Maoists.

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