TOP 10 BOLLYWOOD SONGS OF 2009

Arindam: - Hey Riya, what happened to that online polling result? Already the online polling system is closed by now. You are yet to declare the result of this online polling. Are you feeling tired or what?

Riya: - yes Sir, I am tired. Yesterday, night, I danced too much with my boyfriend, as it was a New Year Eve Party.

Arindam: - hmm…I understand. Aha, just close the button of your top, dear. I can see almost everything.

Riya: - Suddenly, what has happened to you, Sir? I am working here as your personal secretary for 3 years. You have always enjoyed me and my bold body. Suddenly, you are ordering me to close the button; Very strange.

Arindam: - This year, I have taken a resolution that I will not touch or enjoy any woman’s body. I will start doing it, only after my marriage.

Riya: - Oh! No, Sir, that is one of the worst New Year Resolutions, I have ever heard. You, very well know that my boyfriend is a ‘lalloo’ type boy. He is not expert in satisfying my desires. You were always my best performer and you are now stepping out from your duty. It is so sad, Sir.

Vikash: - Good morning Sir, may I come in to your cabin. You called me, Sir?

Arindam: - Ya, ya, just come in and please take your seat. See, I want both of you to provide me the online polling result and display it on our channel after 15 minutes. Now, the news is going on. After the news, just flash the results of “TOP 10 BOLLYWOOD SONGS OF 2009” in our Royal Bengal Tiger (RBT) TV Channel and Riya, always remember that resolutions are always made to break. So, don’t worry at all. Vikash, I want the result within 15 minutes. Both of you can go now.

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Vikash: - Hey Riya; Sir was talking about resolutions? What is the matter?

Riya: - Actually, I took a resolution in this Year that I will never come late in office, and if I come, my salary should be deducted. By hearing that, Sir laughed at me and said not to worry, if I come late in office also. That is why, he said those words.

Vikash: - O accha. Anyway, just do one thing. Extract all the data from our online polling tool and send it to my mailbox. I will put those data in my excel sheet, and automatically, it will give the results of top 10 songs as per the online voting from Internet users around the world.

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Riya: - Vikash, have you got the results? Wow, now please tell me, which songs are there in top 10?

Vikash: - Well, in No.10, it is ‘Shukran Allah (Kurbaan)’, in No.9, it is ‘Mere Naina (Chandni Chowk to China)’, in No.8, it is ‘Love Me Love Me (Wanted)’, in No.7, it is ‘Wake Up Sid (Wake Up Sid)’, in No. 6, it is ‘Ring Ring Ringa (Slumdog Millionaire)’, in No.5, it is ‘Paisa Paisa (De Dana Dan)’, in No.4, it is ‘All Izz Well (3 Idiots)’, in No.3, it is ‘Emotional Atyachar (DevD), in No.2, it is ‘Dhan Te Nan(Kaminey)’ and finally in No.1, there is a surprise packaged song ‘Genda Phool (Dilli 6)’.

Riya: - Hmm, A.R. Rahman still rocks. But, what about the song ‘Jai Ho’?

Vikash: - Well, it has not got too many votes at all. See, foreign people liked that song too much, because they have not heard the music of ‘Roja’ and ‘Bombay’ film. A.R.Rahman would have got Oscar for ‘Roja’ film only. Anyway, the songs ‘Jai Ho (Slumdog Millionaire)’, ‘Zoobi Zoobi (3 Idiots)’, Love mein Twist (Love Aaj Kaal)’, ‘Chorh Bazaari (Love Aaj Kaal)’, ‘Dil Ibadat (Tum Mile)’ are in the rank of 11 to 15 respectively. Now, let me display it on our channel. Next week, we have to declare the top 10 Bollywood films of 2009. Already, Sir has sent me an email about that.